The most beautiful appendage of the foot that is often mistaken for an abnormality but is actually highly superior to the average "foot equivalent of the hand's index" (it's longer than the "thumb" toe)
Some people will insist that Jewelz has an abnormally long "index finger toe" (SNOB TOE) but in reality it is absolutely beyond the average human's ability to comprehend beauty! !! ! ! ! ! !
by capt. genius March 1, 2010