toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Tody

The mother fucking man. The epitome of what it is to be a man. Handsome af. All American stud. Fucks like a rabbit. Probably your dad.

Guy: Look tf out here comes Tody!!! He’s liable to rip someone’s fucking head clean off.

Woman: Oh I hope he rips my husbands head off so I can suck the soul out of his penis.

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

Toad

Person who maintains poor effort at doing things, person that gets a lot of food or some other thing. Often used to describe person who does a lot of drugs.

“See that Jacob guy? What a massive toad!”
“I just smoked dmt on acid. I’m such a toad!”
“That burger was so toady”

by RayyyyyL December 24, 2021

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022

today was pissin

Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome

This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !

Dude... today was pissin!

by Metal bunny ^_^ February 12, 2022

toddya

it is a slang when someone wears a skimask, they toss it whenever performing or committing a heinous act of crime.

1: fuck there they go again
2: what're they doing now?
3: they toddya'd their identity
4: damn, they're stupid for taking that damn thing off

by snubsnowse February 16, 2022

toadcat5

toadcat5 Is toadcat5 and they have a dog 😛

toadcat5

by pixeskies March 14, 2022