Basically something that disgusts you, find embarrassing or unappealing (mostly) about the opposite sex.
1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."
Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"
Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"
Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"
2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."
Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"
Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"
Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"
2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."
by HaltDenMund December 20, 2010
Term used to describe a state of being off of the internet, no Facebook, Twitter, Skype, AIM, Gmail chat, Myspace etc. The only exception being e-mail and phone calls (only school/work related). Generally used in cases of drama-overdose.
"My dog died yesterday, and my boyfriend just dumped me so I'm going off-grid, guys. Call me."
"That bitch is totally cyber-bullying me so I'm going off-grid until that chick cools off."
"That bitch is totally cyber-bullying me so I'm going off-grid until that chick cools off."
by I'm purty May 07, 2010
by JordanVailo June 28, 2005
by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
A Curve Off is when two ladies have a battle over who is curvier. These battles typically involve lots of sass, and dissing the other persons curves. The battle begins when someone shouts CURVE OFF, and end once someone has been dissed to the point of no return. Curve offs typically occur when "curvy perks" are in place, like curviest rolling shotgun, and curviest getting first pick.
Bystander: Yo gurl, curviest rolls shotgun!
Girl 1: well I guess that means that I'm rolling shotgun, seeing dat yo chest flat!
Girl 2: it's a CURVE OFF honey! We both know them curves of yours fake!
Girl 1: you did not just go there! They just made my boobs perky! There ain't no more boob then there evah was. Besides, when compared to you, I am the curvy queen!
Bystander: snap! I guess you Rollin shotgun now! (girl 1)
Girl 1: well I guess that means that I'm rolling shotgun, seeing dat yo chest flat!
Girl 2: it's a CURVE OFF honey! We both know them curves of yours fake!
Girl 1: you did not just go there! They just made my boobs perky! There ain't no more boob then there evah was. Besides, when compared to you, I am the curvy queen!
Bystander: snap! I guess you Rollin shotgun now! (girl 1)
by Turtlewaxer222 October 14, 2013
1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.
2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
by billy frikin ball March 17, 2007