Don't just stare at it

Eat it

Patrick: Don't just stare at it, eat it.

by FunkyBigSauce September 5, 2022

Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Don't Nut December

You know, Novembers kinda a weird month to not nut. So why not December? Maybe Even Both?

"Hey, Did you do No Nut November?" "Yeah, But I'm gonna do Don't Nut December too."

by zenyylol November 30, 2021

Don't care- cut

A haircut that is intentially cut to be messy and unmanageble.

Jimmys hair was very messy, but everyone could clearly see that it was a don't care- cut.

by Marcus322 December 27, 2010

dick don't care

The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.

No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.

Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.

Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.

by Nec October 14, 2016

Don't Make A Fuck

To not give a fuck. Another way of saying "It doesn't matter." Can also be used as "Don't Make A Shit."

Girlfriend: "Hey baby, where do you want for dinner tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Listen lady it don't make a fuck."

by TGB3 January 15, 2016

Dave don't care

The response used when someone asks whether you fucked the fat/ugly chick.

Did you fuck that dude?

Dave don't care man

by moleman2001 January 8, 2012