shelf death

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.

Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

Death by Tacos

Consuming a massive amount of free bar tacos liberally dosed with liquid stupid, and shitting your guts out. Leading to a frantic trip to the ER where you die while sitting in the waiting room.

"Dude, Rick ate 20 tacos at the bar last night and shit his guts out. Died waiting in the ER."

Dude, Rick ate 20 tacos ate the bar last night and shit his guts out. He died waiting in the ER, death by tacos is some nasty shit.

by HC10 June 13, 2015

Death discount

Having debt erased after death

“If anything happens at least I’ll get the death discount”

by Jamsampamanam April 7, 2021

Virtual Death

Unique user’s identity on internet is simply is user life in cyberspace while if user leave no record or trace of his virtual life is virtual death.

if user leave no record or trace of his virtual life is virtual death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.

My family shunned me after I became a death clown.

by Science02 July 24, 2016

Death Bush

When you hide in a bush in a video game and keep racking up melee stealth kills, and in turn, hide the body in the bush.

Bro, I set up the perfect ambush and caught like 10 dudes in my Death Bush.

by Lord_Tekkit June 13, 2019

penis death

Necrosis that is localized on your penis. Penises with penis death will fall off and create a horrible pissy mess that everyone will hate.

Bro... my dad came down with penis death. I hate him now.

by Piss shitter March 26, 2021