chocolate thomas

A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.

I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.

by Hatemyself October 18, 2014

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thomas murray

Hes someone who is always there for you no matter what. He so kind and bubbly and cute and always knows what to say to make you smile. Your so lucky if you have him in your life.

thomas murray? oh yeah that guys a legend

by persowithlife February 12, 2018

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Thomasignophoria

The compulsive need to read aloud every road sign you see for 900 kilometres. Difficult to pronounce words must be sounded out repeatedly until they are properly articulated.

Tanya totally has Thomasignophoria. She read every sign out loud for the whole 900kms. When we saw the "Sammamish 15" sign, she was like "Sam-ish; Sam-am-ish; Sam-mam-ish".

by Girl Army July 5, 2012

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Thomas Christopher Mckinstry, also known as Tom Clit or O.G. Mackersis a well renowned Dota Warrior who can easily be identified by the vibrant colour of his orange hair or the subtle hint of French faggotry in his deep, manly voice.

Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)

Source: facebook.com/tom.mckinstry.96

"Add me on the facebook guys, Thomas Christopher McKinstry..."
"Shut the fuck up lol."

by Alex Burns January 9, 2014

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Thomabuck

State of mind when you're too drunk and seek attention from everyone around you in a desperate and sexual manner.

Thomas: "I love you!"
Sabryna: "Get of me you perv, I have a boyfriend!"
Alexie: "Don't worry he's Thomabuck."
Thomas: "I love you!"
Sabryna: "I don't care, get of me!"

by puchaud December 31, 2016

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