Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. He’s called uncle because President Obama was daddy.

Uncle Joe is always our hype man

by Melissa3640 August 29, 2022

Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!

Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!

by Furry2011 January 21, 2022

Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022

Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet

Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”

by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021

Uncle's Roomed

When a room is extremely hotboxed and can even smell, like you cool uncles room

doood, come check out your closet. It's so uncle's roomed in here

by wexymilf July 25, 2021

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021