peel potatoes

To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.

oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Pashed Potatoes

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.

"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"

by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009

potato voice

(verb- to have a): to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be able only to sing an acrapella

if you have a potato voice, not even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you, and you shouldn't consider singing as you vocation.

by Sexydimma November 17, 2013

Hot Potato

The roach of a blunt or joint. It's called a hot potato because it gets hotter with each pass.

Yo dude, I'm gonna roll a new joint. That hot potato keeps burning me.

by Lost and forgotten October 8, 2016

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

Potato Queen

A gay asian male who prefers to date (NOT necessarily older) caucasian men. Unlike bitter (usu. less attractive)sticky rice, who have given up on any chance of dating or interacting with men outside their race, potato queens make friends of all races.

Sure, he's a potato queen and has his eye on that surfer boy, but that doesn't mean he won't make friends with Danny Lin.

by RiceBowl September 16, 2003

mouse potatoe

The computer equivalant of a couch potatoe

by Michelle August 5, 2003