mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.

“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”

by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017

Vodka Pocket

When you drink a mixed drink and hit a concentrated amount of straight alcohol.

Person 1: why is Alex’s face so scrunched up?
Person 2: I bet he hit a vodka pocket

by Willy_billy_boy November 19, 2020

pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017

pocket syndrome

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets

Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!

by Gav T June 15, 2016

Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

Pocket Awp

Pocket AWP is a revolver that was released in CSGO where it can one tap a fully armored enemy with a body shot. People say this was one of the most broken patches in CSGO history. Valve then nerfed the weapon by adding a delay to the shot after 2 days of its release.

Pocket awp is more stupid than the pocket ak 47.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.

Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.

by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021