Martin Pain

*Martin pain*

Verb: Martin pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case

Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_

by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021

Pain

“You will know pain” ~ Pain

Hym “The refusal of the people around me to acknowledge their complicity in my current situation is more of a problem than the situation itself. Why am I in my current situation? Well, your slut sister was running a sex cult for a piece of shit cripple who only escaped prison for touching little girls because he was a retard. I refused to sign off on the retard sex so, when it was made clear that I refuse to be appeased and that the cripple fucker disgusts me, I was excised without recourse. Why without recourse? Because you lied to defend him you piece of shit. You lied. My whore mother lied. You know you lied and you’re a piece of shit for doing it and if you would have helped me in the first place I also wouldn’t be in the situation. As parents, you don’t deserve to have a happy and functional family so I’M GOING TO WITHHOLD IT FROM YOU. You deserve the pain I’m going to inflict upon you. It’s the only way you will ever learn and by the time you learn it will already be too late. She lost a son the second she learn about the whore fucking that disabled piece of shit.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen

Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025

Pain Project

Body modification project like working on a tattoo sleeve or getting 10 piercings on ur ears etc

You getting another tattoo sleeve? You just love pain projects.

by PurpBaby June 1, 2023

Particle Of pain

The tiny bit of nail that sits between your nail and skin that insists on making your day hell.

“Mum get the tweezers I’ve got a particle of pain again”
“I’m not pulling that out again, last time you fainted!”

by Glassie June 8, 2019

Pain Proxy

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me

I never agreed to be your pain proxy

by SSAsystemicscapegoatabuseowner August 6, 2025

Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022