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Joey

A person who watches anime and likes all types of girls. He is one fat piece of shit. He has multiple types of autism. Some people even mistake him for a truck. One minute you see him, the next you will be crushed. He is a wild animal.
Joey will charge at you, no sudden moves.
by kindofindolol September 15, 2019
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Joey

A guy that means well, works hard, but still seems to fuck up everything in his path. Like a black cloud making its way to a party.
Everything was going great then Joey arrived and the wheels just feel off the bus.
by Blackcloud69 April 18, 2023
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Joey

A typical sex position in which you fuck your sister whilst watching your girlfriend cook spaghetti.
Hey babe wanna do the joey tonight
by GiggaChadJoey November 21, 2021
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Joey

Has a cone shaped head and is probably feining at this moment.
Yo Joey is melting someone get him a j.
by Randy here February 28, 2019
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Joeying

Verb:

The act of Joeying is a 4 step process:

Step 1: Fill bathtub with orbeezs

Step 2: Fill Rubber Gloves with said Orbeez (from step 1)

Step 3: Tie off rubber gloves, Glue on Googly eyes to the Outside of the glove

Step 4: place your new creation in random places around your city, to cause confusion and possibly incite Violence.
Sean: why is Joseph in Jail?

Nathan: He got caught Joeying the Taco Bell again.
Sean: Ah.
by N8 A December 19, 2022
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Joey Meal

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
by Boco June 9, 2023
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Joey

Joey is a your local drug smuggler. He hates all race’s except white, he loves to beat hookers and prey on dead women. If you’re a women be cautious of this Joey variant he lurks at night and will attack you.
Omg it’s a Joey! Look he’s got a pet penis!
by DookieSoop August 22, 2023
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