Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies

"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."

by tinygamercock April 6, 2021

Lime Hat

adj. or n. Mood; When you are so absolutely frustrated with life that you bunker down and can no longer function. You no longer are able to form words, your lips are pursed into a thin line and your arm are crossed so tight in front of your body that mechanical compression is currently causing ischemia to all tissue below the elbow.

There is little hope of mood recovery after ischemia has set in.

Hey buddy how ya doing?
........
Are you in a lime hat?
.........

by LIMEHAT ASH November 30, 2011

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 May 3, 2018

Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.

Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"

by nottaskank August 11, 2010

secret hat

another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.

"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"

by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022