attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.

a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2012

Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb

"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"

by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

Balloon party

When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.

Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?

Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!

by Circa 9 June 18, 2016