Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
by GroverSMB October 14, 2009
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Mamby Pamby Land

Where jackwagons chug on over to hopefully find self-confidence
"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land, where maybe we can find some self-confidence for you, you jackwagon!
by TheThingIHate2 November 01, 2010
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land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.
Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.
by Bret_in_Mesa January 03, 2008
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Eagle has Landed

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".
1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.
by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004
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Land it like Walt

The opposite of the phrase "Land it like Sully." In this case, the guy or gal who somehow skates off successfully without actually doing any real work yet scores an even better gig anyway.
It is about time Chris left, they were about to realize he doesn't actually do anything at work. He got another 6 figure job anyway, he'll Land it like Walt.
by Edith Bungalow February 07, 2009
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Land Down Under

Australia. Appropriate nickname because of its location (below Asia) and the extreme differences between Australia and other continents/countries.

Animals: Koalas, Kangaroos, Echidnas, Platypi (Platypusses?), and Tasmanian Devils are creatures that only inhabit Australia in the wild.

Seasons: Australian summer is most other countries' winter, and vice versa.

Land: Mostly desert and open plains. Probably contains the highest percent of desert of any continent (Antarctica is tundra, not desert).

This would also be a good nickname for Antarctica, which is literally under every continent.
I'm not sure if the Land Down Under has any urban slang, unless you consider "Blimey!" and "mate" to be UrbanSpeak.
by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004
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Land of Hurricane Hazel

Slang term for the city of Mississauga. Mississauga is a city in Southern Ontario located in the Municipality of Peel, and in the western part of the Greater Toronto Area.
Jack: Honey, where would you like to go on vacation?

Jill: Lets go to the Land of Hurricane Hazel.
by stanley2toronto September 28, 2011
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