Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.

I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020

Music Horn

Someone who listens to music but doesn’t understand the language/doesn’t know what the singer(s) is saying.

They also believe they can instantly learn a language just by listening to a single song.

Boy- yo what’s up with Cassandra??
Girl- I don’t know? Ever since she started listening to BTS she thinks she’s Korean or something. She doesn’t even know what they’re saying!
Boy- Wow so she’s a Music Horn?
Girl- I guess so!

by Ian Willford June 2, 2019

French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.

I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came

by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019

Horn Daddy

The Man, Myth, and Legend. One that can instantaneously make an emotional connection with the female gender leaving them speechless with the smoothness of the moistening experience of the undergarment.

How does Horn Daddy do that? Horn Daddy is way too smooth.

by Horn Daddy April 4, 2023

bud horne

A very influential person who is obsessed with spoonerisms and puro pinches.

Cherry Mistmas, puro pinche Bud Horne!

by Mrs. Horne December 20, 2020