father

Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.

My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.

by person with opinions March 21, 2018

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

adjudicated father

Alleged father

He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer

by 459395 April 15, 2023

father cola

a real rich comboss with a couple kittens here and there, cool dude overall, loves the people, dishes out money to poor retards and nice guys who are less fortunate

father cola is a comboss

by =_=_= July 21, 2025

Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.

"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"

by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

by where my dad go? March 7, 2023