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Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.
He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.
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secret hat

another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.
"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"
by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020
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Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.
Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.
by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022
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Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis
I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood
by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019
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thinking hats

we will keep up our thinking hats about it
by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021
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arabs hat

A stoner / smokers game with many local varient names e.g. cups / mugs and variant rules.
The basic rules are:
The game is set up by creating a wall from a square of tissue paper / kitchen towel / rolling papers, stretching this over the top of a wide rimmed glass, e.g. a pint glass, and securing using a elastic band / hair band / tape (this is where the name comes from as it resembles a keffiyeh).
Once this is done a penny or other small coin is placed on top of the wall in the center.

The first player then inhales / takes a toke and holds their breath.

Whilst holding their breath they burn a hole in the wall.

They continue to hold their breath until the paper stops burning.

Assuming that the coin had not dropped, they pass on the spliff to the next player who must do the same.

The game ends when a player causes the penny to drop, usually resulting in a pre agreed forfeit.
by KamenRiderBreak December 7, 2014
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hat simp

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear
by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021
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