Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

by Snideytown February 2, 2021

Tax

Something Trumpies don’t pay.

“C’mon Sticky, we’re Republicans, we don’t pay taxes”

-Penny Proud

by ThisHuman November 25, 2021

Liming Tax

n. The fine you receive as a result of being caught liming.

See also: Lime

"He finally got busted downloading free music. Got a 50-grand Liming Tax."

by eXDax November 2, 2007

fanun tax

when trans girls say fanum tax is like when white girls say period(t.)

then he was like "i dont wanna see your tuck" and i was like "get out of here. fanun tax."

by laundy42069 November 30, 2023

Teko tax

When doing a deal at someone's place or on or in there property, or in there plain sight. A percentage is paid to them.

I call teko tax

by Keaido November 16, 2018

Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018

Fanum Tax

When you steal a piece of food from your pookie/friend.

Me: Lemme Fanum Tax some of your hamburger
My friend: Nuh uh...

by DiscordMod January 9, 2025