Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008

Talking out the side of your neck

Too afraid to run your mouth to someone directly, but once they start to walk away you look down and run your mouth like a pussy. Too scared to run your mouth until the possibility of a real confrontation has died down.

“ say what you got on your mind now to my face instead of talking out the side of your neck once I start to walk away”

by Jmacbigmacj April 12, 2020

talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

talkin bout t-rex

Said when a conversation has drifted beyond the original topic or comprehension all together.

Friend1: "I enjoyed the movie, it had cool effects and stuff"

Friend2: "Dude, please teach me how to play popcorn on the keyboard"

Friend1: "Dude wtf, I'm talkin bout t-rex here"

by ZT November 11, 2005

Taking whitey down to brown town

The act of administering anal sex

I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

by Levy Gravy January 17, 2011

Girl Talkin'

When two or more people, upon hearing a sample used in a Girl Talk record, proceed to sing the re-contextualized Girl Talk version of the song.

We were riding with Dave in the car and "Paranoid Android" came on the radio. He doesn't listen to Girl Talk though, so he was really confused when we started Girl Talkin' a Jay-Z verse

by The Electric Jelly March 15, 2009

I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010