The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
Get the tard tracks mug.Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
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Get the tard grunt mug.The opposite of being street-smart.
Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
by DreadedPanda13 June 8, 2011
Get the Street-tard mug.The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.
Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
Get the Free-tarding mug.Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.
by JJRK21 May 16, 2013
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