Stand on the taps

A really bad shower that is more of a trickle than a proper shower.

Normally this involves a shower head that is over a bath, hence why you have to stand on the taps.

"I'm off to stand on the taps at Jamie's"

by SausageFingers July 19, 2009

bumper tap

to have sex

dammnnn, i bumper tapped that girl last night

by flksadjkads June 22, 2010

tap water

Mostly chlorinated with a known carcinogen. Sometimes with toxic waste from the (commonly) phosphate industry.

Tap water is always polluted - even when you are told it is clean.

by awaywolf August 22, 2019

nap tap

to tap someone while they are asleep, and they may not know it because they are napping.

while chong was asleep, i grabbed his ass and gave him a quick nap tap

i wanted to fuck chong, but he fell asleep so i naptapped him instead

if you fall asleep, ill just give you a nap tap

by edward chong chong December 9, 2008

tapping off

The act of rubbing and squeezinf the last bit of semen off on or in the womans vagina or mouth

johnny tapped the last of his seed into the girls mouth

by MK March 21, 2005

Tap in merchant

A tap in merchant is a clinically genius player who uses his/her exquisite footwork to finish there dinner so to say, by this they score many goals

“Wow Conal is such a tap in merchant”
“It’s that hyperlink isn’t it”

by Huh I like Milk October 15, 2020

Shoulder tap

When you do something silly or say something that doesn't make any sence. Origionated in Kansas City KS by the Ford sisters

Person # 1- I have four words that I need to say
Person # 2- What's that
Persont # 1- I-Hate-Wed-ings
Person # 2- Omg shoulder tap

Then you would tap your shoulder twice

by Pollyann February 19, 2011