swine flu

A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.

CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009

dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

by Board 8er July 16, 2008

swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

uncultured swine

Heather adams

heather adams is an uncultured swine

by Legend 2 November 20, 2019

ying yang swing swang don't mean a thing thang

Founded and coined by AMG, the phrase "ying yang swing swang" basically means: "all the trash talking doesn't mean a thing"

Person 1: you know I get all the females out here, cuh
Person 2: Man that ying yang swing swang don't mean a thing thang, I get all these prime squalls all over me

by SpittaRippa January 25, 2009

swine

see goonta, one who persues to be a faggot with an afro.

stop being a fuckin swine u bitch

by uncle cracka October 21, 2003

Swindon

A beautiful town in England. <3

“Would you love to go to Swindon?”
“Oh yes.”

by MintyMorte May 12, 2018