Standing Obation

Masturbating Standing Up.

Man I just walked in on Matt giving a standing obation.

by ILikeDoom March 16, 2015

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

skanking

Prostituting, selling of the body.

I was out skanking myself on 42nd Street.

by FraniquaIsTheSex July 2, 2005

Twitter-Stalking

When a wannabe-stalker (most likely a fat,lazy nerd) decides to save time and energy on his illegal actions by just reading people's Twitter updates and imagining their situations.

Bob was arrested for Twitter-Stalking a supermodel.

by Tom Scaret September 5, 2009

spanking

another word for leaving/going home or away.

ite guys im spanking soon, i think I'm gonna spank, she's such a spankette, i think he's a spanko, he needs to stop being a spankings direct.

by Duncan Levz June 16, 2010

stalking to

the act of standing in close proximity to a person of interest for a long period of time, eavesdropping with the hopes of jumping into the conversation. Feelings of intimidation, anxiety, and inadequacy usually prevent the person from succeeding, they just end up making a fool out of themselves. This would happen at social events (bars, parties, seminars, business conventions). Intentions can be sexual or job related (networking).

Matt has been stalking to that girl for an hour! why doesn't he just step into the group and ask her out so she can shoot him down!

Tom will never get that position at Leiman Bros if doesn't stop stalking to their CEO. That is bad from; he is completely out of his league!

by Mikey Fingers December 20, 2008