Tap the Sack

The act of running your penis dry of semen; similar to the tapping of a keg. Masturbating.

"I'm kind of bored right now, I think I'm gonna go tap the sack"

Or

"Man, I beat off so much today, my sack is tapped" (past tense)

by Fatcat0006 October 21, 2010

shack shirt

a girls reward for an excellent night in bed. The shirt is one of the lucky male's T-shirts that serves as a trophy or badge left from the hookup

Do you think he'd give me his fav Vinyard Vines Tee for my formal shack shirt?

Kelsey: So cute! where'd you get that?

Amy: its just an old shack shirt

by fratdaddy24601 December 10, 2013

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006

Miami pimp smack

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

Slack

This is a nickname that uses reverse psychology on the classic word "Slacker" -as in to be lazy.
"Slack" is the most AWESOME word you can use to describe a person and has been developed to change expectation by subterfuge.

Dude! You are soooo Slack!!!!!!!!

by James Russell November 23, 2004

stick up their butt

Someone who is particularistic, ridged, and not flexible. Not fun, cannot see humor, and overall, unpleasant.

They complained about that? They must have a stick up their butt.

by Family Sherpa February 26, 2014

slack

In the theology of the Church of the SubGenius, a mystical substance or quality that is the prerequisite of all human happiness.

I read the Book of the Subgenius to find true slack in life.

"Give me liberty, or give me slack"

The CON took away all my slack.

That makes me unhappy, that's not slackfull.

Slack is the perfect hamburger...

Slack is feeling damn good, and everything goes your way.

"Slack" is a way of life.

by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004