Splooge McDuck

The act of jizzing on a girl's face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.

"Dude, last night this chick I was with was a total bitch and wouldn't stop asking for me to buy her stuff. So after she sucked me off, I totally gave her a Splooge McDuck."

by Son of Gray September 10, 2012

fun sponge

A person that is usually described as soaking up all the fun out of a room or situation. They are generally quite boring, lame and humourless people and don't allow those around them to have any fun.

Person 1: Hey is laura wagner coming to the party tonight??
Person 2: No I told tara not to invite her, she's your typical type of fun sponge. I mean I do want to have fun tonight don't you?

by horbagz91 March 4, 2012

Splooge

To ejaculate.

Mary was sucking my dick and I splooged into her mouth, then she gagged and spat it out onto my stomach, what a bitch!

by Julie November 18, 2003

Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.

What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"

by Dave November 13, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.

Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!

by Cap'n Bob November 13, 2003

Spongebob squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants is bad for kids.
Like listen to the "F.U.N" song!! And carefully watch what Spongebob does too!!

Spongebob squarepants walks around in his underwear.

by Tocho September 28, 2006

splange

to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.

go over there and splange Becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my fookin head in

by Marc, Deano, Mikey & Mark January 4, 2009