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Angry Shower

The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.
I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.
by politeasfawk September 8, 2016
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Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?
Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".
by JaysJob August 20, 2009
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sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.
Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.
by dudetagged September 25, 2009
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shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.
what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.
by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016
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recreational shower

1. showering with a group of people with clothes on at a party for fun

2.the perceived act by a succubus of a friend that the lesbian at the party is going to fuck her boyfriend and take a large shower with everyone nude...all due to a strategically placed bottle one night and some misplaced, psychotic rage
1. Lets take a recreational it's hot!

2. The succubus (C.S.) got livid and acted out when she thought a female was going to take a recreational that would end in sodomy and other perversions, as normal in the house.
by Bottle Spinner December 30, 2004
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Scouse Shower

Scouse Shower (n)

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.
"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.
by rumpire June 3, 2005
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Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.
Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.
by ToadAirMarshal June 27, 2011
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