dirt shoveling 

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

dirt shoveling by _cjd September 5, 2017

backyard shovelling 

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

backyard shovelling by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

within shoveling distance 

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

within shoveling distance by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021

Junk Shoveling 

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.

Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.

Junk Shoveling by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

shoelard 

Used to define something that is crap. Can also be used as an expression of exasperation.

Dude, my new bindings are shoelard. They broke on the first hit.

Shoelard, I can't believe my boss is such a dingleberry.

shoelard by gdshred March 31, 2010

Shoelca

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER! she always makes the funniest jokes and the sexiest girl ever! she loves to wiggle!!!

Have you seen her wiggle? definitle a shoelca!

Shoelca by uminon234 November 14, 2011