(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."
(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.
(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.
(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."
(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."
(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."
by lcnasty April 13, 2010
Get the fuck saladmug. The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)
I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.
Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?
Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?
by w_t_p1101 December 11, 2010
Get the Flapjack Saladmug. by ilikebreadsalad March 19, 2009
Get the Bread Saladmug. The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.
by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008
Get the Trout saladmug. Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong
by Willis January 29, 2004
Get the double saladmug. by picklegorl September 8, 2018
Get the Salad fingersmug. by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016
Get the Noodle saladmug.