noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Get the Sara Royalemug. by Goose396 December 9, 2017
Get the Royal Houghtonmug. Used as an adjective to describe someone or to describe yourself. If you are "royally ____" it means you're over the top, exceeding expectations. Commonly used when you're seriously messed up.
"I had 10 beers and I'm royally f*cked up, dude."
"He was royally messed up at that party last night, I heard he pissed on the couch."
"He was royally messed up at that party last night, I heard he pissed on the couch."
by GlucoseGod September 1, 2021
Get the Royallymug. Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by Dr_poo June 5, 2022
Get the Royal Flushmug. One who is first and foremost a silly bitch. This person may also refer to themselves as Bane and is a habitual shit talker. Indecisiveness is a trait among many Royal Jesters often finding difficulty choosing a car build. These people are found to bring great enjoyment to others with the tall tales they speak about and wishful thinking that encompasses their mind.
by Juggernat October 12, 2016
Get the Royal Jestermug. Royale..maddii is a tiktoker that does royale high!
What is royale high? A game on Roblox about fantasy and dress up
What is royale high? A game on Roblox about fantasy and dress up
“Hey! Do you know who’s my idol?” girl one
“No, I don’t even know you lol” girl two
“Royale..maddii <3” girl one
“I love her videos!” girl two
“No, I don’t even know you lol” girl two
“Royale..maddii <3” girl one
“I love her videos!” girl two
by justariela March 23, 2022
Get the Royale..Maddiimug. The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.
by pickle-chips July 10, 2024
Get the Royal steamermug.