A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
Get the Royal Cream Teamug. A Devil's Fivesome (3 males, 2 females) where one of the female is your wife, and two of the males are you and your best male friend.
Last night got ugly... We went Devil's Fivesome.
Royal?
You know the people involved.
I do.
Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.
Royal?
You know the people involved.
I do.
Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.
by Phil Nagi December 22, 2017
Get the Royal Devil's Fivesomemug. A Canadian Organization for youth aged 12-18. Funded by the Department of National Defense and partners with the Canadian Armed Forces Reserves Cadet Instructor Cadre. The aims of the program are to exercise citizenship and leadership, promote physical fitness, and stimulate an interest in the air activities of the Canadian Armed Forces. Fun, challenging, accepting, rewarding, safe and opportunity are words that I would use to describe the program.
"Wow this guy did Royal Canadian Air Cadets, we should hire him"
"She wants to be a pilot? Did she try air cadets?"
"She wants to be a pilot? Did she try air cadets?"
by ethan.the.ehviator April 8, 2021
Get the Royal Canadian Air Cadetsmug. In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.
by Jerry M. March 12, 2007
Get the Royal Jack Offmug. Founded by Diasy & Peach, Royal Patisserie makes baked goods to be sold worldwide in the Mushroom Kingdom.
by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the Royal Patisseriemug. by Fartfantehsecond December 23, 2021
Get the royal brainmug. To be repeatedly struck in the balls with a heavy object, especially as a means of torture. Named for the movie Casino Royale in which Le Chiffre tries this method on 007.
See also: Dutch Scratching, Daniel Craiging.
See also: Dutch Scratching, Daniel Craiging.
Bond laughed as Le Chiffre Casino-Royaled him one last time. "AH! AH! Yes, yes, YES!" Bond's voice faded from an agonized yelp into tears of laughter. "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"
by Thunderchin April 13, 2016
Get the Casino-Royaledmug.