2nd puberty

When all your favorite characters grow up to become black in their 30s.

Ginger women are particularly susceptible.

2nd puberty hit Shaggy & Velma like a freight train. And don’t even get me started on James Bond or Mary Jane.

by Kalarus November 27, 2022

serial puker

serial puker- a notorious drunk whos guaranteed to puke at any drinking occassion/function. most likely and most definitely will vomit. vomiting will occur at several locations with numerous bursts of it. projectile vomiters are considered most wanted suspects

ex: Bart is such a serial puker. dont invite then

by team trippy September 15, 2022

Pennsylvania Puberation

When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.

Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?

Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation

by Musicman182 October 24, 2023

Puta puerca

Tu puta madre- basically it’s a pig bitch wrapped in a tortilla blanket.

I got to the pad, and that puta puerca was wrapped in a tortilla blanket foo, i fucking lost it.

by Okifknsaid November 19, 2023

Minimus Puer syndrome

A person with MPS (Minimus Puer syndrome) often misdiagnose themselves with ADHD or Anxiety as they have no capabilities to reflect on themselves or be emotionally mature enough to realise that they're actions were incorrect.
A person with MPS is typically quite selfish, often victimizes themselves unintentionally or intentionally; they find difficulty focusing and often lack a work ethic. Many people with MPS are also diagnosed with Dyscalcula.

"I think that Anna has Minimus Puer Syndrome: she's quite selfish, and always victimises herself; She can't take accountability for her own actions when she is very clearly in the wrong, and she knows it. Have you seen the way she turned the friend group against me?"

by attenyab April 4, 2024

Poorhouse Pubert

A name for somebody who plays a video game like a bitch and kills you with some gay ass play

Fucking Poorhouse Pubert was camping my reboot in a bush.

by dopeurbandic December 5, 2024

Cougar puberty

A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.

Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty

by Squirter13 July 21, 2025