PTSD

Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-

When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement

Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"

by d325gu November 26, 2011

PTD

Phone Transmitted Disease, a cellular phone virus transmitted via bluetooth, downloads or unprotected text.

John's Motorola Q gave my Samsung Epix a PTD last night! Time to get an Iphone.

by Miguel Honcho October 3, 2009

P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective

Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``

by King Bariteke January 16, 2014

pth

Means pathetic or the sound you make when you hear osmething pathetic.

1. "pth, that's so stupid"
2. "pth, you're the one who's being such a retard"

by Keroro Gowadera August 20, 2008

B.P.T

B.P.T: an acronym standing for Bowl Packing Time. Used commonly in Northern Virginia/D.C. metro area by heads who smoke the ganja before packing a bowl

"Hey what time is it?"
"It's B.P.T!"

by DCrat August 5, 2008

PTA

PTA - Pussy to Ass

During Intercourse you take your dick out of her pussy and shove it into her ass really fast.

Man 1: I had so much fun last night!
Man 2: Did you get a PTA?
Man 1: No...
Man 2: THEN FUCK OFF.

by ThaiHoak August 27, 2009

PTI

Acronym for Proffesionally Trained Idiots

I'm a member of the PTI's

by emily laura June 26, 2005