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post humor
Post humor can be found on Comedy Central.
Dave Chapelle: I'm Rick James, bitch! HAHAHAHAHA!
Non-Black Audience: HAHA! This isn't funny but I'm still laughing!
Dave Chapelle: I'm Rick James, bitch! HAHAHAHAHA!
Non-Black Audience: HAHA! This isn't funny but I'm still laughing!
post humor by M. Guy March 22, 2007
Post-coital tristesse
The feeling of sadness , anxiety or depression after sex. It is mostly felt by all animals including humans except the female human and the rooster
Post-coital tristesse by Jawbone December 29, 2015
Post Hardcore
It all starts with punk rock, see, and rock 'n roll. From rock 'n roll spawned a style of music called "hard rock" which is basically rock 'n roll but deeper. When hard rock is blended with punk rock, we get hardcore rock which essentially pre-emo punk rock with heavier rhythms. Also spawning from rock 'n roll and classical music we get metal. Now, when we blend hardcore with metal, we get "metalcore" which is hardcore but with harmony elements and the occassional guitar solo. Now it gets complicated. When we blend hard rock with metal, we get thrash metal. If we take thrash metal, add some more emo and myspace, and blend it with hardcore rock, we get "post hardcore" which can very very easily be confused with screamo. The main difference between post hardcore and screamo is that in post hardcore, the singer still "sings" but doesn't go into a crying fit at some point during the song. Now, there is one more style that is left un-discussed. A style called "hXc'mo" (prounounced "aytch ex see mo". I'm not quite sure, but I think that hXc'mo is the product of blending screamo and post hardcore...that's the only logical way I can figure this shit out.
Post Hardcore by Sceir July 29, 2008
Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder
When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012