schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.
"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"
by bbee_2000001233 November 08, 2017
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Pork Dunker

One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.
Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"
by Spacehaus October 27, 2010
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Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).
by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021
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pork belly bitch

Sincere (yk who u are…)
Person 1: Ur fat asf
Person 2: Least im not a pork belly bitch like sincere
by yes,cvm October 04, 2023
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pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh
Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.
by phillydrifter April 17, 2011
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General Pork

Keanu, he eats lots of food
Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023
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Pork Nugget

1. An unforeseeable, unpredictable event that occurs when attempting to complete a task or do something cool, BUT produces a result that was even cooler and more rare than you ever thought would happen.

2. Being so incredibly fortunate to feast your eyes on something so unique and rare that you hold that memory dear until you explain it to another believer of ‘the pork nugget’ and share a cheeky smile and eye squint with them.
1. Attempting to throw a ball off a wall into a cup, but it hits the edge of a brick, rebounds off your cousins chin, knocks a budgie off its perch and THEN lands in the original cup. ‘What a Pork Nugget!’

2. When you see the woman of your dreams and think to yourself… ‘ohhh what a pork nugget
by PorkyBusiness March 08, 2022
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