football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Blanket Pool

You put two couches together so that they make a “pool” and you chuck blankets (coverlets; doonas; what have you) and pillows in it. Jump in! It’s like a pillow fort but with couches and blankets!

Yesterday I binge-watched Rick and Morty from my blanket pool.

by Pineapple Hwy July 6, 2021

Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

8 Ball Pool

a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out

Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"

by asdfghjklololololol.ololp September 30, 2023

Pool water pussy

When a woman’s genitals are mushy or soggy and smell like pool water

“She had the worst pool water pussy ever

by sandywindbag June 12, 2025

Pool boy

64 inches of length

How tall is that guy like 6 feet? Nah probably less, like one pool boy Mike and 5 inches.

by Stdstrcam May 5, 2021

Community pool

A community pool is a place where it is public to the whole town and you can pay a yearly membership to go.

We are going to the community pool for the Fourth of July

by That0neWeirdKid August 17, 2019