Polish Jew

A Jewish person who is of Polish heritage. Often abused for being fat and having no foreskin, the polish jew tends to spend a lot of time at the gym to compensate for his headless snake.

Polish Jews are most commonly called james, or mount vic jew step

by James Jack Shaw November 12, 2010

polish shower

When a man pisses into the wind.

Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.

by kmike566 January 6, 2008

french polishing

Fellating someone while wearing bright red lipstick.

My dick is red from the french polishing I got.

by Etymologist July 31, 2006

Polish Oven

When a females head is in the lap of a males, and the male farts and pulls a blanket over the females head or when a male and a female are in bed, and the male farts and pulls the covers of the females head

Danny put ashley in the polish oven last night after a bean filled dinner.

by Afrothug March 8, 2004

apple polisher

Someone who takes your idea and makes them seem like theirs without giving you credit for the creation of the idea.

At work, watch out for apple polishers.

by natebaby January 5, 2008

Polish Reverse Shower Head

While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.

My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.

by Thehammer1985 July 7, 2010

polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.

"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008