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two playing

ryan lee - playing two girls at the same time
by ngoc October 4, 2004
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Jacob playing Fortnite

Jacob, usually bad at Fortnite sometimes gets wins but only in sqauds he kicks you from lobby when tying to play creative with him
Jacob playing Fortnite is a person called Jacob that’s bad at Fortnite even when it’s not true.
by Yo mum gay 69696969 December 8, 2018
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Just Playing Through

If two people are having sex in a room (and the room must have two doors to get in and out of), a group of people adorned in golf attire and golf clubs shall walk into the room through one door, drop a golf ball, and hit it out of the other door.
COUPLE HAVING SEX: Get the fuck outta here!

GOLFERS: Sorry, we're just playing through. You guys were going really slow.
by Pekahn March 14, 2009
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role-playing

Names masturbaters name their hand
1.Gripney Spears
2.Christina Jackalera
3.Cumin Elektra
4.The Pullsome Twins
5.Palmala Anderson
6.Courtney Cocks
7.Jenutfer Lopez
8.Janet Jerkson
9.Brianna Bangs
10.Jerksica Simpson
Ahh... cumin...ahh. elektra yeah!!!!!
by Bill Clinton February 16, 2005
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slow playing

Prolonging an injury, or a project for a very long time; and lagging with trying to solve it or fix it.
"Luke is slow playing it right now, and not getting any work done."
by efishies15 June 1, 2013
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not playing your cards right

the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms
Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.
by Newfy June 9, 2005
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pussy playing

I was pussy playing with my wife last night.
by pablowisdom December 12, 2016
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