phone limbo

When the lovely people on the other end of the phone put you into an infinite loop of either automated systems or department transfers or just on hold where no one is on the other end to pick up.

>I'm going to transfer you to the other department now.
\Could you stay on the line until they pick up?
>Sorry we're very busy, I have to get to the other callers.
\:five hours later in phone limbo:

by willis936 April 7, 2012

hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.

Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!

by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017

Green phone

Welcome your phone is full of Shrek porn.

My friend had a Green phone and I disliked him ever since.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.

Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.

by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008

Plasti-phone

A plastic appearing saxophone. Normally has a matte type of finish.

“The girl in the second row plays a Plasti-phone. Wonder how much it was.”

by Goochee August 16, 2018

Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

by StivesMoney July 10, 2020

no phone zone

A description of an area in your home in which you generally prohibit the use of cellphones.

Our family’s dining room table has been designated as a ‘no phone zone’ and this allows us to actually look into one another’s eyes and have conversations during meals.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023