Doodle-phant

the name of the creature that you play as in the hit iPod game "doodle jump"

that blackhole just swallowed my doodle-phant

by xTHEBEATDOCTORx August 6, 2010

Boom Phantom

An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook

Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats

Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.

Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)

by malarky2020 May 26, 2011

A phantom

A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.

Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.

Example 2. Sams neighbour's car is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. On e night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.

Some little fuck has done "a phantom" in my work boots that I left at the front door!

by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016

Gray Phantom

Defintion of Bad*ssary in a whole different level, where the word is too indescribable and thus making the conversation end.

P1; Hey your a f*cking Gray Phantom
P2; What?
P1; THE DEFINITION OF BAD*ASSARY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
P2; Ok, i just asked a questi-
P1; ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THIER AND BE LOST YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL?
P2; You know what? F*ck you too, im leaving.

by Relic Attendant February 4, 2020

rosary phantomhive

The daughter of Arthur and ciel phantomhive.
A small part werewolf part vampire child with raven hair and green eyes. Adopted by ren phantomhive

Rosary phantomhive is a small little child

by Sir re Phantomhive October 15, 2022

the phantom

hockin a loogie on your partners back so they think youve gone and cummed on their back and when they turn around to yell at you for cummin on their back you cum on their face!!! buahaha

ahh you came on my back you fag *turns around and gets load in face*

by assgoblin February 10, 2004

phantasm

You and a friend set out to tagteam an unsuspecting drunkin ho. While fucking doggy style with her at your crib, you pull out and switch with your friend in the dark, and he continues. After a minute or so you walk around the side of the bed to turn on the light and wave at her.

Last night we rolled up on this hoe at Mike's Crib and gave her the Phantasm.

by 2NR April 17, 2007