by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
by Weapon H April 21, 2021
A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 09, 2014
Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
by desihost September 21, 2019
by Mogaku December 19, 2021
1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
by Arnie Grape May 05, 2021
Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 24, 2023