by Nachtein January 24, 2012
That is a diseased beef hammer
by Phenomally December 20, 2006
The act of inserting your penis into an anus, using your penis as a pivot point, then spinning around in a clockwise motion.
by JohnnyHungLow April 27, 2009
The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.
guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011
a body hammer is a dick
by stevemeupjohnny5678 December 28, 2017
Run away!He has a dil-hammer!
by xXKillgearXx October 15, 2010
The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
by Esp65p September 05, 2019