half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

half natty

A short bodybuilder.

Matt Ogus is a half natty.

by Wordington December 23, 2015

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

Half weeb

Someone who likes anime but isnt obbsesed

Weeb: "Hey have you seen the new anime? I'M SO OBBSESED WITH IT."
Half Weeb: "Yeah I have, i liked it but I'm not obbsesed with anime like you."

by Randombishlol November 29, 2020

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 3, 2020

half-stro

when intercourse will be taking place later in the romantic interlude, you can give a half-stro with your mouth to get the male erect.

Steph: Come on, babe, let's do it.

Gary: I don't know, I'm not ready yet.

Steph: That's ok. I'll give you a half-stro to get you started.

by slees August 5, 2009

Half-Mass

Half Boner; When the penis is not fully erect but still hard with a softness.

BROOO, I have the biggest Half-Mass

by Warfared November 28, 2012