by Tizzy Quinn December 17, 2016
A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."
FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
by whitekarp December 23, 2020
A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.
"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
by Robthegreat November 11, 2021
changing reservations, making sale tags, packets, sandwiches, office max runs. " Can you change those reservations for me?" "NO, that's Kevin Work"
by muthafuckerJohnson February 24, 2015
doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.
“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”
“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”
“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”
by friedgravy March 27, 2023
When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
by CoffeeBean2 April 13, 2023