New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".

White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.

by KJaydeB May 26, 2025

Woke

Utilizing one's identity as a tool to acquire socio-political power and assert changes rooted in a belief of moral superiority, which may lack empirical or objective support, but are based solely on subjective moral judgments.

Why do they need to add every diversity in existence in this movie? It ruins the plot.
These people are woke.

by Gary Western March 16, 2023

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

Woke

The notion that an individual or group has inherent insight regarding a social or political matter. This perceived insight in the minds of woke individuals elevates them to a higher moral and intellectual status. Woke people contend that their opinion is the best and right way.

Damn, that dog's so WOKE he wont even chase a cat.

by Bumrags October 20, 2022

Woke

A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.

Sasha is saying actor Mark Ruffalo is Woke and I agree with they/them

by Peterparkedcar December 13, 2022

Woke

Will Sampson

Will Sampson is too woke to celebrate Christmas

by Not woke December 5, 2021

Woke

Who knows what it means. Apparently some people call themselves woke as a sign of intelligence, others say it as an insult towards those they consider smug.

1. I know better than to be vaccinated since I'm woke

2. Go woke; go broke

by InCaseOfFireReboot July 10, 2022