Mongo

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.

I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!

by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

molongoloid

to be or be inflicted with incomprehensible amounts of stupidity.

diablo you molongoloid you didnt acknowledge peso

by a new couch November 24, 2020

mongovirus

when you decided you could also evolve to be Mongo Fink of The Network(band) aka totally not Green Day.

you know you got the Mongovirus when your profile pic is black & white striped

by swissfink December 3, 2020

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Mongolloyde

Mongollyode a common term used to describe the mentally challenged. Often

referred to as a Lloyde for short.

That bloke over there is a real Lloyde. A deadset Mongolloyde

by Jarzuzie January 23, 2021

Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.

Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing

by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021

Mongology

The study of odd and often drunken behaviour.

Tina went to the pub to people watch for her mongology degree.

by Fatchaz February 16, 2021