mongle

To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.

Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

ass monger

Got's trademarked word where if you use it he will get pissed at you. Definition: one that loves ass.

Person A: You ass monger!
Got: HEY >:O

by Cortho3 March 23, 2003

Fish Monger

1. A food item served with fish and salad

2. A name in which, you call a person if irritation occurs

From the famous Hamlet, "Well sir, you are a fish monger".

by McNew May 23, 2008

monger

Slang name for person involved with a secret cult of CadMonkeys

"Awright ye monger?"
"Awright dicktits!"

by Gobbledeegoq2sowkde3e3 August 18, 2003

mongolian chimny sweep

when a guy shits in a girls ass hole and then the guy scoops that shit out and she eats the shit he shat.

i wanted to take a shit but i was super kinky horney at the same time so i gave her a mongolian chimny sweep.

by teri August 30, 2008

mongolian throat singing

When someone takes a crap and picks the corn and nuts out then is shoved down an unsuspecting victims throat making them sing

I got a video of a sub Mongolian throat singing and put it on worldstar

by Meeter haesh August 3, 2016

Cock Mongler

Someone that enjoys playing with their penis in a public area.

I saw this old cock mongler playing with his junk in church

by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006