minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013

frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017

Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Ming xuan

Usually associated with douchebag or a backstabber.

We all know a ming xuan in our life.

by The raging penis November 23, 2021

ming ing thh

means hi how are you in ming

ming ing thh??

by ogsdfhgjh June 15, 2020

Chow Ming

PVP GOD, Best of the Best, TRUE GAMER! Chinese origin.

This guy is so good at scum, he is a true Chow Ming

by THE GUGESTER September 9, 2020

ming

A smelly dirty wanker who is an absolute waste of space and deffo enjoys eating raisins

“James Kelly is such a ming”

by Liv laugh love October 26, 2022