mental retard (MR)

my ex girlfriends initials were m and r so i started calling her mental retard and she was so pissed about it but me and my friends found it hilarious

Person 1: Wow that person over there is so fat and ugly

Person 2: Yeah thats me ex girlfriend, we like to call her mental retard (MR)

by Ryder M March 7, 2023

mental slow down

it’s not a mental breakdown.
it’s slow and it makes you feel empty inside except your mind.

there‘s a tornado in your head but you can’t comprehend it.

i‘m having a mental slow down

by what am i supposed to say August 9, 2022

CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.

“I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”

by Milfsvoid March 9, 2023

mental russian roulette

Taking chances that will most likely end negatively, but being hopeful of the best possible outcome

Asking a girl out is like a game of mental Russian Roulette

by FML( -_-) March 28, 2016

mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

The Maik (Stal) Mentality

Don't be part of the problem, be the entire problem

Speaker 1: I gave the cops the hollow point that shot Maike
Speaker 2: Wow, that is what The Maik (Stal) Mentality is all about

by M.Thor November 2, 2022

Transit Mental Meditation

When riding public transportation or taking a flight, you finally have some free time to think deeply. A play on transcendental meditation.

Man, I was wiped out this morning but am feeling better after some transit mental meditation on the train.

by kneelund November 19, 2010