Mega-twelve

A twelve year old that acts older then they are

My daughter is so mega-twelve

by Lolaoliviabell October 21, 2025

Mega Shot Of Doomfish

Basically an intense form of shotting alcohol (of your choice) following these steps:
-Add tabasco sauce to your shot.
-Snort cocaine/salt (for pussies)
-Do a handstand
-Take 4 shots at once
-Scream "Well there goes my cookies"
-Punch at least 3 people in the face
-Get naked and do a victory dance.

"Wanna do a shot?"
"Make it a Mega Shot of Doomfish ;)"

by Steve the Pirate April 24, 2013

super foxy mega awesome hot

not just beautiful, too sexy to be alive

"she's beautiful"
"are you kidding? more like super foxy mega awesome hot

by sarwall May 10, 2020

Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

Super mega crackhead

A super mega crackhead is the highest level of crackheadness and it can never be topped

Me: I’m a super mega crackhead

Friend: indeed you are the biggest crackhead of them all

by YID ARMY 4 eVEr August 3, 2019

Mega Word Switchup

Someone who uses words as different meanings at different times. These peaple will have secret or non-secret meanings to the word with different peaple.

Dude one: "Did you see Mat today! Hes such a toob!"

Dude two: "You used that new word on me earlier! What does it mean!
Dude two: "Well when im using that word on you, i mean total noob. When on Mat im referring to a tool+noob"
Dude one: I never expected for you to be a Mega Word Switchup type.

by You know that it is me July 28, 2011

mega-racist

When someone is very big racist, and practices mega-racism

My linear algebra teacher is a mega-racist, he intentionally deducts 10% off of his Asian students' marks for no reason whatsoever.

by Zhangzhe September 26, 2022