Barbone Me

What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, red-headed, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, throw her down and fuck her good and hard!

Carly: Hey, Julie..there's Roy....he's hot!
Julie: Yeah, he can Barbone Me!
Carly: No, Barbone ME!!
Julie: No, ME!!!

by J.J.Zoo December 16, 2008

hood me

The phrase hood me is used when you wish for somebody to raise the hood on your outfit. The first known use of this phrase was during the recording of the Twi Shorts face reveal, where people requested to have their hood raised up on their squid game soldier outfits. They required aid because the Squid Game masks made it hard for them to raise their hoods themselves.

My costume is on. Hood me!

by Twi Shorts December 27, 2021

fuck me

Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle

Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.

by HAIL January 5, 2005

count me in

Include me in your activity

-We`ll go snowboarding this weekend, who wants to join?
-Count me in

by erman_seattleite February 4, 2012

Yesterday Me

The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Example 1

I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.

Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!

by B0hem May 18, 2010

jerk me

when someone masturbates for someone else

tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)

by susan tom June 22, 2016

mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006